Crazy shouting drawing mum

Lol. lookie what i found on my phone from last yr. needless to say my kids were  very errmmm amused (bemused?????) at my incredible  drawing skills. what can i say.. i have talent.  
a quick transcript or text if you cannot read mt writing .. perhaps you are mesmerised hy my drawings,so the writing seems illegible. 

mum: eb (sons abbreviated name-due to space) plz shower . 

mum: please shower right now

mum: Get in the shower now

mum: do you have ears or potatoes.  I said get in the shower!!!!!!!(really what kind of mum would i be if i didnt use lines from the mum handbook,handed down invisibly from generation)